Jaken, Theme #2 - Juggling
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Title: Double Lives
Claimed character: Jaken
Theme: #2, juggling
Rating: G
Warnings: Extreme crack
Summary: Everyone has their secrets...
Notes: I have no excuse, except that my brain was eaten by a statistics exam. I promise the next one will be less... this.
Jaken gave a sigh of relief, finally out of sight and hearing range of his companions - not to mention smelling range, considering who said companions were, exactly.
It had been getting more and more difficult sneaking away from them. He'd been forced to do so on so many occasions lately that his companions had finally noticed his frequent prolonged absences and were getting suspicious. The normal excuses (I was searching for food. I heard a suspicious noise. Nature called.) weren't working anymore. Jaken thanked his lucky stars that the girl had provided him with a new excuse for a while at least. When she had asked if Jaken-sama had a secret girlfriend, he'd sputtered and looked outraged and guilty and vehemently accused her of stupidity.
They'd think he was sneaking off to see some toad girl for a while, at least.
Still, the day would probably come soon when he would have to confess. It was getting too difficult, keeping his secret and juggling between lives. Jaken sighed again, but then decided pondering this dilemma would have to wait until later. Right now, he had other, more pressing matters to attend to. He shredded his clothes to reveal the tights hidden underneath and headed off into the darkness for another night of fighting crime.
Claimed character: Jaken
Theme: #2, juggling
Rating: G
Warnings: Extreme crack
Summary: Everyone has their secrets...
Notes: I have no excuse, except that my brain was eaten by a statistics exam. I promise the next one will be less... this.
Jaken gave a sigh of relief, finally out of sight and hearing range of his companions - not to mention smelling range, considering who said companions were, exactly.
It had been getting more and more difficult sneaking away from them. He'd been forced to do so on so many occasions lately that his companions had finally noticed his frequent prolonged absences and were getting suspicious. The normal excuses (I was searching for food. I heard a suspicious noise. Nature called.) weren't working anymore. Jaken thanked his lucky stars that the girl had provided him with a new excuse for a while at least. When she had asked if Jaken-sama had a secret girlfriend, he'd sputtered and looked outraged and guilty and vehemently accused her of stupidity.
They'd think he was sneaking off to see some toad girl for a while, at least.
Still, the day would probably come soon when he would have to confess. It was getting too difficult, keeping his secret and juggling between lives. Jaken sighed again, but then decided pondering this dilemma would have to wait until later. Right now, he had other, more pressing matters to attend to. He shredded his clothes to reveal the tights hidden underneath and headed off into the darkness for another night of fighting crime.
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Date: 2005-04-05 10:10 am (UTC)Seriously, I love it. XDD Crime fighter!Jaken is great.
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Date: 2005-04-05 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-05 11:01 pm (UTC)Hi, I have bad diction and grammar skills.
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:00 am (UTC)Me, too. Must be all the crack. ;)
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Date: 2005-04-06 01:55 am (UTC)That was just fantastic. I want a crime-fighting Jaken!